1.

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked, "How much is 2 + 2?"

The housewife replies: "Four!"

The accountant said, "I think it's either 3 or 4.  Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

 

 2. 伤逝。。。

当你身边的人遇到不公 或者遭遇不幸 利用所学的中国法律 你可以帮到他们吗？真的可以吗？如果可以，能够帮到哪个程度呢？因为你在学习的过程中 已经了解到了法律的局限 尤其是解决切身现实问题。

似乎 用来没有一句it depends可以解决问题

 

3.

The doctor quickly muttered some medical advice and turned to the lawyer.  "What do you do when you're asked for advice during a social function?"

"Just send a bill for your advice," replied the lawyer.

The next morning the doctor arrived at his work and sent a $50 bill to the ulcer-stricken man. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.

 

[from LawInnSight.com]